Consider This- Party's back-on bitches!

Holy shit. Thanks to Burton, now every 16 year old skater/snowboarder/skinny jeans wearing/ hair flipping, muffin chasing teenager is going to be stealing their mom's credit card to order this puppy. This backpack comes equipped with storage for 36 beers to quickly snatch for your drunk buddies through its top opening, a bottle opener zipper pull, an integrated speaker system with auxiliary input for your Ipod or whatevs. A self-draining ice storage so you don't get soggy, plus an included golf towel (that you will use to wipe away the vomit from drinking 36 beers). Oh but there is more, a flask to fill with booze, cause the beer is NEVER enough, dice, beer condoms (cause no one likes a sweaty beer), and ping pong balls.

Party in a fucking bag? I guess. Shit for a $168 dollars this bag better tell me compliments while I swig vodka on the bus, and throw ping pong balls at the crack heads.