Inconsiderism- Seattle Parking Authority

Can I get a big EFFFFFFF- YOUUUUUU!!!! Did you know that parking "meter maids" hand out on average: 60 tickets a day!



I'm going to go out on a limb and say that nearly every Seattlite has had a little white envelope waiting to greet them nestled under their windshield wiper. Oh how it just makes your day a little bit brighter while you jank it away from the window while cursing most likely. I know I do. My favorite to chant while I un-lock my car is "God dammit! Just my fucking luck!" And well everyone else too, as it would turn out.



How in-fuckin-considerate Seattle. I want to love this city. Not curse the fact that I trip my meter by a minute and get to pay an extra $39.00- $49.00 just because you fuckers like to stalk, poke your finger at a few keys and print that devil of a piece of paper once the first red flash you see comes.



Catch me when I really fuck up and I will gladly pay you. But leaning on the building waiting for the meter to go over is a bitch move.